Mitt Romney's next big gig

>>> in a nut shell, if they don't run.

>> that was ann coulter . that was her in 2011 , offering a rare dose of reality to the cpac conference in washington, but reality is a hard thing for right wing conservatives to hold on to. and ann found herself unable to follow her own advice.

>> here is what i want to ask you, very simple. now who do you support?

>> romney -cain, 2012 .

>> the cpac conference will reconvene next month, it is a lineup of the usual suspects, eric cantor , marco rubio , and the man who has been the leader of the senate republicans for six years, and whose run is now seriously threatened by an actress who does not currently live in his state. a threat that the party who elected an actor president is taking very seriously. after members of congress, the second biggest category of speaker at cpac this year will be the losers. in fact, it would be better named the loser's political action conference. losing vice presidential candidate sarah palin will be there, as will be losing president nominee mitt romney , and rick santorum . they will no doubt get cheers and applause from the audience for recycling versions of exactly the same lines that made them such losers. today, cpac announced they landed the biggest loser of them all, mitt romney , so cpac has rewritten the position on romney , when ann coulter said it would be a mistake to nominate him in 2011 , to cheering for him as the republican nominee, to this year, inviting him to give the key address at the loser's conference. this offers some suspense, will romney be cheered or booed for being such a loser? and most importantly, what will he add to the romney greatest hits reel?

>> [ speaking in a foreign language ]

>> i'm mitt romney , and yes, wolf, that is also my first name. any old girlfriends here? no one has ever asked to see my birth certificate. i met a guy yesterday, 7 feet tall, handsome, great big guy , 7 feet tall, name is rick miller , portland, oregon, he started a business, of course it was in basketball, but it wasn't in basketball, i figured he had to be in sports, but it wasn't in sports. i love this country, america the beautiful , oh beautiful, for amber waves of grain, corn counts.

>> i am convinced that what makes america such a great nation, not just our beautiful land and our mountains -- and other -- now does it -- oh beautiful, for spacious skies, amber waves of grain, and green waves of grain, with the beans and corn.

>> take a risk, borrow money from your parents, start a business. i live for laughter, i mean --

>> i want to make sure that we all understand we have to clean up the water that our kids are swimming in. and by that, i mean the pornography, the drug culture , the violence, sex, that bombards them day and out.

>> i like being able to fire people that provide services to me. $10 thousand bet, i'm not familiar precisely what i said, i stand by what i said, whatever it was.