The Ed Show | November 24, 2010
>>> not fridays, but it is time for a special edition of the thanksgiving edition of "club ed." with us tonight " daily show " co-creator lizz winstead . we've just been exposed to some of the most talented dancing that we've ever seen in the history moves.
>> you know, ed, i love that you called me an expert on " dancing with the stars ." when i've only watched it, a, when tom delay was on, before he was convicted. and now this. and you know, it's so -- here's what i'm waiting for, you know, the people have spoken, and they have said bristol 's in third. you know that joe miller 's attorneys are going to go in there and help with the recount. you know that's going to happen. this is happening.
>> is the criticism of bristol palin, in your opinion, warranted?
>> look, she has -- she has -- she turned herself into a celebrity, right, or a famous person. so, therefore, she's no longer bristol palin/ sarah palin 's daughter. now she's just another hack trying to become famous without any talent. so, yes, it's absolutely warranted. and guess what, big fat fail. fail, honey, fail. yeah.
>> sarah palin , we had been exposed to her at an unprecedented rate this week. what do you make of it? will this go all the way through to 2012 ? what do you think?
>> dude, i thought that grizzly bears hibernated, like honestly, like why doesn't mama grizzly just take the winner off and lay down, you know? and it's so interesting to be on "club ed" when you have the footage of her clubbing fish. ed, you have clubbed fish when you fish? are you known to be a fish clubber?
>> i have not. no, i haven't. now, those are halibut what she's clubbing right there and stwhoots they do.
>> i understand, but why is that endearing? you know what we haven't had in an american president , one who clubs the crap out of a fish. you know what, she brings such new and interesting things, the that was her being president to the office, really? i mean it's -- i mean it's just like -- it's just got to stop at this point. like, i'm so tired of her, because every moment that she takes a step in putting herself in the limelight has nothing to do with her becoming a smarter person that is qualified to lead the country.
>> all right, tsa screenings, rush says that the obama kids should be subjected to a tsa pat-down. what's your response?
>> you know, if rush wants to see kids being subjected to a pat-down, we need to send chris hansen to rush's house to be screening the tsa screenings because this is getting absurd. i mean, how could you say, i want to see kids, unless you want it to become "dateline tsa." it's maddening. i'm not flying home this year i'm driving so i think that i will just pat myself down and then get in my car and drive across country. that's my plan.
>> all right, we just had the big news that tom delay has been convicted of money laundering. i know he's one of your old-time favorites. what do you think?
>> you know i'm so happy, i have to tell you, every time i watch the sunday shows and i would see tom delay , the first thing i would think is, why isn't he in jail? why is he not in jail? so, finally, hot tub tom is having his goose cooked and it's so amazing and you said it exactly right the irony of obama pardoning the turkey when the biggest turkey of all is finally not getting a pardon. i'm so psyched. justice.
>> lizz winstead . always a pleasure.
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