Martin Bashir   |  March 12, 2013

Top Lines: Popewatch, Paul Ryan, Bill O’Reilly, Robin Williams, and Robert De Niro

Stephen Colbert inaugurates Popewatch; Paul Ryan says he won’t give up on destroying health care (no kidding); Bill O’Reilly says he’s not in this for the fame; and Robin Williams, Robert De Niro and RNC head Reince Priebus talk President Obama and used car salesmen in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from smoke watchers and righteous anger, to the real used car salesman . here are today's top lines. hocus-pocus.

>> pope watch indeschism 2013 .

>> forgive me, father, i have sinned.

>> memorize the act of contrition before you go in and can't bring a flashlight.

>> the repeal of obama care?

>> yes.

>> that's not to going to happen.

>> righteous anger is the subject of this evening's talking points .

>> this is going to be republicans want grand thma to die.

>> eliminate obama care? that's never going to fly.

>> the other thing we need to do is stop bashing each other.

>> magic in that.

>> the day he took office. let's start that day.

>> 800,000 jobs a month.

>> teach a man how to fish, he can feed himself for a life. we're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the people.

>> he's a grown man. fishing is not that hard.

>> people on food stamps , are they investing in the stock market ?

>> i'm not in business to make money or accumulate family. "killing lincoln," "killing kennedy" making the bestselling list. buy the books on the website, you get a free mug.

>> i'm impressed you're concerned about the poor. thank you for that.

>> we hold used car salesman to a higher standard than we do this president.

>> nice head room.

>> this is sort of our lemon law .

>> it's a lexus.

>> toyota, lexus. same thing. let's not forget pearl harbor .

>> i've heard the talking points many times.

>> it's not talking points .

>> we don't have the bully pulpit .

>> election didn't go our way. believe me, i know what that feels like.

>> what do you think of the younger guns in the senate?

>> completely awesome.