Martin Bashir   |  March 07, 2013

Top Lines: Stewart, Malkin, Chavez, Wiz Khalifa, and Rand Paul

Jon Stewart jokes about how congress is like NASCAR; Michelle Malkin hopes Hugo Chavez is “rotting in Hell”; Marco Rubio quotes “modern day poet” Wiz Khalifa; and Rand Paul fillibusts-it-loose for 13 straight hours – before nature calls – in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from dinner at the jefferson at o'reilly unhinged again to standing with rand. here are today's "top lines." bathroom break.

>> congress, where you rarely see so many things going nowhere so noisily outside of a nascar race.

>> the president asked i get together a group i was honored.

>> at least give president obama at least a little bit of credit.

>> he takes that olive branch and beats them over the head with it.

>> i'm shocked you're doubling down.

>> you're 100% wrong.

>> you are 100% wrong.

>> i'm 23409 going to minutes words. i hope that hugo chavez is rotting in hell.

>> today the snowquester. tomorrow drone-sicle.

>> that's pretty darn cool.

>> another modern day poet by the name of jay-z.

>> you're jay-z.

>> can the president use a drone to take out an american citizen on u.s. soil?

>> i would not think that in that situation the use of a drone or lethal force would be appropriate.

>> you'd think. no way.

>> but they shouldn't just drop a hell fire missile on your cafe experience.

>> flash flood al awlaki is sitting in a washington restaurant and he turns up inform disguise, i want my president to have the ability to do that.

>> you're going to drop a hellfire missile on jane fan da?

>> that brings the conversation to the realm of the ridiculous.

>> president bush started this. president obama is expanding this.

>> to my republican colleagues, i don't remember any of you coming down here suggesting that president bush was going to kill anybody with a drone.

>> i have discovered there are some limits to filibustering, and i'm going to have to go take care of one of those in a few minutes here.