Martin Bashir   |  March 06, 2013

Top lines: Colbert, Bush, O’Reilly, BS, and bull blank

Stephen Colbert finds a conspiracy in Obama’s Israel visit; Jon Stewart thanks Wall Street for healing the “self-inflicted wound” it gave the stock market; Jeb Bush changes his mind on immigration; and Bill O’Reilly has an epic meltdown on “BS” and “bull blank” from the president in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from a bullish comeback on wall street to o'reilly calling bull blank. here are today's top lines. do it while you're alone.

>> that's your tip of the day.

>> obama thinks he can wipe out his shameful record of never visiting israel by visiting israel.

>> our goal here is to cut spending, not to shut down the government.

>> if they tell you everything's awful, tell them no it's not.

>> we're back, baby. it only took wall street and the industry five and a half years to self-repair the gaping wound they self-inflicted.

>> about half of the people infected die.

>> i'm hopeful the senate democrats will work with us to make sure there's no threat of government shutdown .

>> we will preserve the spending reductions of the sequester.

>> let's get specific rather than this b.s.

>> this budget has adopted a notion that austerity is a goal.

>> they're going to shut off white house tours .

>> who's being laid off at the white house ?

>> so childish. i mean, really?

>> entiemts, you're lying here.

>> we welcome the people to come to the capitol.

>> can we get back to the old model of discriminating first and stopping it later? will you please tell the justice scalia for me, come see me on the program.

>> i have supported both the path to legalization or a path to citizenship.

>> wait for a few minutes and see how jeb bush changes his mind again.

>> we've got to figure those that care about the traditional way this country was able to create the american dream .

>> i've never seen it done with just a mask on.

>> a welding mask .

>> then i got angry. very angry.

>> he is compromising.

>> no. that's not specific. give me one damn program. control the anger prp count to ten. this is bull bank. vent your anger. but be alone when you do it. yes, indeed.