Top Lines: Obama, Tiger, Big Bird, butt tweets, Herman Cain, and the WWE

>>> from the sequester reality and republican disillusionment to strangers among us. here are today's "top lines," the week in review.

>> the scare-que ster.

>> emergency responders, border patrol , fbi, federal prosecutors , air-traffic controllers, airport security . it's not an abstraction. people will lose their jobs.

>> you know you have a good marriage when you say have a guy's weekend with tiger woods .

>> we're in the white house kitchen.

>> the president talking about saving big bird .

>> did he replace his divot?

>> he's given 591 interviews.

>> if we live long enough we're going to fail at something.

>> even ever hear of a pocket tweet.

>> it's your butt.

>> it will be in some ways a yawn. is anybody not going to stand up and call his bluff.

>> you sound like you're running.

>> i'm not foreclosing any opportunity.

>> they are a super bowl team that we ought to respect deeply.

>> welcome to the team. nine, nine, nine.

>> how dumb are we?

>> we are that dumb.

>> who are you done with?

>> establishment republicans.

>> okay.

>> the republicans don't have any power.

>> we'll become less and less relevant.

>> avoid having stupid candidates. jooinl not a witch.

>> fewer christine o'donnells and more rand pauls.

>> a circular firing squad .

>> if you can't urinate on your attacker or vomit on him.

>> fire two ploblasts.

>> for the first time in my life i am ashamed of my country.

>> rush has always been proud of his country.

>> not today.

>> how about marco rubio ?

>> you're wearing your lucky burlap unitard.

>> i haven't made up my mind on marco rubio yet.

>> i call people jerks all the time.

>> i see people with faces not like mine.

>> you said build a dang fence. where is the fence?

>> the white house 's immigration plan was leaked. marco rubio is already calling it dead on arrival which incidentally is also florida's state motto .