Martin Bashir   |  February 19, 2013

Top Lines: Obama, Tiger, butt tweets, Limbaugh and Beck

Late-night comics have fun with President Obama playing golf with Tiger Woods; Charles Krauthammer calls this the biggest non-story; Scott Brown discusses “Butt-tweet-gate”; Rush Limbaugh invokes a Republican “circular firing squad”; and Glenn Beck puts a ‘Whig’ on the GOP in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from the president in the rough and clumsy old scott brown to a republican reckoning, here are today's "top lines." the fourth estate.

>> president obama celebrated this weekend by playing golf with tiger woods .

>> this is our president playing go golf.

>> who would you rather play golf with?

>> this is the biggest nonstory the media have created.

>> the president has given 591 interviews.

>> since the kardashian weddings.

>> you know you have a good marriage when you say, sure, honey, go have a guy's weekend with tiger woods .

>> this is my mid-life crisis, the bangs.

>> i absolutely failed in my personal life and marriage. one place i didn't fail was with the tax party.

>> the republican party has a branding issue.

>> anybody hear of a pocket tweet?

>> guess who it is? it's your butt.

>> if anyone has an iphone 5, the keys are small.

>> hey, butt.

>> last time i was drunk was my bachelor party .

>> since fox news went on the air, republicans have lost four out of five.

>> please, keep doing what you're doing.

>> who are you done with?

>> establishment republicans.

>> the republicans don't have any power.

>> i know that republicans have proposed some ideas, too. so far at least the ideas that the republicans have proposed asks nothing of the wealthiest americans .

>> they are a super bowl team that we ought to respect deeply, and we are currently a midlevel college team.

>> the circular firing squad . they're shooting at me, at tea parties.

>> thank you.

>> two words, herman cain .

>> oh, good god.

>> more we examine the quality of the candidates the more likely we end up with fewer christine o'donnells and fewer rand pauls.

>> i'd support rand paul.

>> how about marco rubio ?

>> the republicans will become less and less relevant as every day that goes by. they're becoming, if they are not already, the whig party .