Martin Bashir   |  February 18, 2013

Top Lines: SNL, McCain, Rubio, Ryan, and ‘foreclosing’

“Saturday Night Live” skewers “Fox and Friends” yet again; John McCain and NBC’s David Gregory go mano e mano; SNL’s Marco Rubio explains awkward eye contact; and Paul Ryan isn’t “foreclosing any opportunity” on 2016 in the weekend’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from a fox and friends send up to a marco rube gro throwdown. and who is not running in 2016 ? here are today's top lines, president's day edition.

>> i feel like we're on jeopardy.

>> tuesday president obama gave his state of the union address and it was a doozy.

>> nobody really is talking about this story except us.

>> massive cover-up of what? susan rice said there was a lot of confusion --

>> do you care, david? do you care, david?

>> this was a full frontal assault on our values.

>> he didn't wear pants?

>> unfortunately, it is at that point the priority of the white house and the president was to get re-elected.

>> we've got a quick list of corrections from our first hour.

>> god has a funny of reminding us we're humaning.

>> lunge to the side and take a drink from the tiniest bottle of water everyone has ever seen.

>> can you not see?

>> leaks don't happen in washington by accident.

>> if congress doesn't ask, i'll put it on their desk and say pass it now.

>> if the president proposes legislation, do you think it will fail?

>> of course.

>> the bipartisan talks going on the hill, if those do not work out, we will have an option --

>> our object is to avoid having stupid candidates who can't win general elections .

>> i'm not a witch.

>> the more we examine the quality of these candidates the more likely we end up with fewer christine o'donnells and more rand pauls.

>> we have 30 seconds left. you sound like you're running.

>> i'm not putting a great deal of thought into it. i'm not foreclosing any opportunity. i may or may not. i don't know.

>> i'll take a paul ryan position. it's not on my current list.

>> another deaf pit maybe.

>> we won't make a decision until 2014 . i want the party to become a national party again. i will continue in that vein for a couple years and then we'll