Top Lines: Colbert, Alex Jones, Maher, O'Reilly, and the return of Ron Burgundy

>>> from serious conversation about guns to silly season across the road. here are today's "top lines." no, you stay classy.

>> it's 2013 , suck it, mayans.

>> the second amendment isn't there for duck hunting .

>> i don't need an assault weapon to shoot a duck.

>> it's there to protect us from tyrannical government.

>> barack obama is getting inaugurated again. shows you the power of the nra.

>> more guns means less crime.

>> number of people in america killed by firearms is extraordinary. i don't think we're a blood thirsty culture.

>> 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms.

>> gabby and i are both gun owners but we have to do something.

>> the republic will rise again when you attempt to take our guns.

>> enough.

>> the republicans are clearly in a strong position.

>> is president obama now a crazed identi ed ideologue?

>> but the president may have a trick up his sleeve.

>> it was there in his slogan, change.

>> he looks asian.

>> asian people are not liberal by nature. they're usually more industrious and hard working.

>> he was merely painting an entire race with one brush.

>> staying classy, san diego . you got that reference?

>> what is the name of this network again?

>> i orred two urchins to write thank you notes.

>> this place is run by a bunch of children.

>> i can never find my car either.

>> that's the story of the kangaroo in the college.

>> two quarterbacks. you get all the good looking women.

>> i'm surprised you haven't brought miss alabama to talk about like benghazi.

>> i have got nothing here. you got my kooiser blowing in the wind .

>> i love the fact the men commentators are alive and well .

>> look like a fool here.

>> what would seoe jesus or any other human being that isn't a [ bleep ] hole do? and you blew it.

>> the republicans party has the same problem as the beach boys , their fans are dying.