Martin Bashir   |  December 11, 2012

Top Lines: Colbert, Tostitos, a Christmas high, and the war on Gangnam style

Stephen Colbert on why he’s perfect for the senate; John Boehner goes slow-walking; Lindsey Graham tells Obama to “man up”; the Tostitos pepperjacks scoops Presidential throwdown; Michelle Obama is high on Christmas; Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity are divided on the “War on Gangnam Style”; and Reince Priebus has specifics coming out of his eyeballs in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from senator colbert and the tostitos inauguration to psy and the family moon. here are today's "top lines." rhymes with pints.

>> my network contract prohibits me from taking on another full-time job, so the senate would be perfect.

>> everybody is going to see their flk taxes go up.

>> we're broke.

>> you all don't like that.

>> as long as the whos slow walks this process, the closer our economy gets to the fiscal cliff.

>> we can solve this problem.

>> when is the president going to get serious?

>> people have a lot of different views. i'm willing to compromise a little bit.

>> how about manning up here, mr. president.

>> i would hold my nose despite the fact that raising those two tax brackets is bad economics.

>> the obama administration is accepting corporate donations to help pay for next month's inauguration ceremony. on the bright side, the ceremony is being renamed the toes at the tees pepper jack scoops presidential throw down.

>> white house is decorated and from the looks of it the obamas will have a fun holiday.

>> the white house is ready for today first lady michelle obama has given a tour and that is not it.

>> there's been a lot of soul searching going on at fox news. and i am confident that they eventually will find one.

>> i think they park better than i do.

>> psy said some anti-american things.

>> no big deal . we don't believe psy.

>> controversy erupts after president obama embraces a rapper once calling for the death of innocent americans.

>> he was caught on camera shaking his hand. he's not going to stand up for our brave men and women in the military ? that's pretty sad.

>> we have specifics coming out of our eyeballs. i'm very confident we can take the smat. we're doing to win this race because people know we need a better future for this country and i don't think people are hoping for four more years of this mess.