Martin Bashir   |  December 07, 2012

Top Lines of the week: Boehner, magic beans, Norquist, mood relaxers, and the War on Christmas

Boehner’s non-progress report on the fiscal cliff; Jay Carney’s “magic beans and fairy dust”; Rush Limbaugh mocks Twitter on the radio; Grover Norquist didn’t know we voted for a king; Bill O’Reilly doesn’t want to talk about the War on Christmas; Shepherd Smith winks and nods about “mood relaxers”; and Jon Stewart introduces us to the GOP’s new House “wife” in the week’s “Top lines.”

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>>> from the war on christmas to passing the peace pipe and, oh, yes, something about driving off a dlif. here are today's "top lines." the week in review.

>> merry christmas , everybody.

>> this isn't a progress report . there is no progress. you know dasher and dancer

>> republicans acknowledging the need for additional revenue. rudolph the red nose reindeer

>> we have to break that habit.

>> just don't sit around and think.

>> magic beans and fairy dust .

>> we have to eat our spinach.

>> obama went to twitter to encourage low information voters.

>> what goes beyond social i remember is communism.

>> he thinks somebody made him king.

>> say thing likes scrooge and coal.

>> merry christmas everybody .

>> i don't want to do this.

>> you guys look so angry about this war on christmas .

>> deadly serious.

>> he's gotten a little predictable.

>> that baby is wrapped in an electric blanket .

>> enough of the talk, let's gets on with lighting the free.

>> the war on fun. abortion and the gay rights agenda.

>> i absolutely agree 100%.

>> yeah!

>> victoria secret angels.

>> we have the victoria secret catalog. we said can any of these people talk.

>> i along came sean penn .

>> assuring the house runs efficiently, the housewife.

>> i will not stand by and watch the people of south carolina ignored.

>> it's going to be a great year.

>> i'm not going to sit here and say i should be south carolina 's next senator.

>> a more powerful position than a single united states senator .

>> not when so many other people are saying it for me.

>> 7.7%, the lowest level since december 2008 .

>> that's curious.

>> for the republican party if it's not something they personally need, it's an entitlement.

>> if you have cancer and you don't have health insurance , that's hurricane sandy.

>> can you name me one person that saved their lives by a handgun?

>> millions.

>> women are victims of violence all the time. they can make better decisions.

>> learn to protect themselves.

>> or make better decisions.