Martin Bashir   |  December 06, 2012

Top Lines: Monty Burns, Fox News, Republicans and the disabled, and Cheech & Chong

C. Montgomery Burns explains the fiscal cliff; Fox News has live camels; John Stewart explains how the GOP are throwing the disabled under their pro-America bus; and we take you on a tour through Cheech and Chong’s America in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from good will toward men to good will toward cheats. here are today's top lines. do you like one hump or two?

>> let's begin tonight with america. it's great!

>> that's what i'm talking about.

>> the upcoming fiscal cliff.

>> between you and me, they really are the crazy people in this one.

>> we have a live nativity scene here, don't we?

>> it's official, the republicans hate the united nations more than they like helping people in wheel cares.

>> if anybody needs a camel we have a live one.

>> the constitution promises freedom of religion not freedom from religion.

>> you have 100 mosques in new york city , you could build it three blocks away.

>> it's 30 degrees but that baby is wrapped in a electric baseball.

>> i want to let in this country 200 gramy irish mep a year.

>> " wall street journamarijuana.

>> some republicans are so bummed they don't want to live in america anymore.

>> the race between barack obama and --

>> romney lost.

>> damn it.

>> the silver tour teaches seniors the benefits of medical marijuana .

>> watch cheech & chong travel to mexico to watch them pick up the first van made entirely of marijuana.

>> they are so daysed and confused they haven't been able to decide.

>> take a toke, baby, eat a magic brow ni. it just fits so well into the seen area lifestyle.

>> three, two, one.

>> some of that last segment i thought maybe they had to liven everything up for me.

>> 51% now favor the legalization of marijuana.

>> okay.

>> is it one hump or two humps?

>> it's a two humper.