Martin Bashir   |  December 05, 2012

Top Lines: Norquist, Bush, mood relaxers, Monty Python and nerds

Grover Norquist on bomb-throwing; George W. Bush says he produces results; Shepard Smith nods and winks about “mood relaxers”; Monty Python didn’t know we had a king; Paul Ryan goes football metaphor; Jon Stewart introduces us the GOP’s “House” wife; and Nerds celebrate a great year in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from an original bomb thrower and habits dying hard, to spicolli on the scene --

>> enough of the talk and speeches. for the first time,there are numbers on pieces of paper --

>> both sides will be throwing bombs at each other.

>> numbers on paper!

>> the holdup right now is speaker boehner --

>> he can we can't sit here and negotiate by ourselves.

>> i don't want to you fall off this cliff.

>> i have no particular observation.

>> why don't you voluntarily jump off this super cliff. your fall will be cushioned by lava.

>> i will not play that game. we have to break that habit before it starts. ?

>> we don't just sit around and think. we actually produce results.

>> magic beans and fairy dust .

>> she used to be my gal pal and then came along sean penn .

>> how often when you were watching television with sean penn do you have fox news on?

>> double cheese and sausage.

>> right here, dude.

>> mood relaxer ended up on the cafeteria menu.

>> he thinks somebody made him king.

>> i am your king.

>> barack obama is a socialist.

>> there you go.

>> it is thrilling when your team trusts you with the ball. it's humbling when you advance the ball as far as you can only to come up a little short. the redskins didn't find that out on sunday. the giants did.

>> gop can't just throw in a free pedestrian care every mandatory ultrasound.

>> we don't do a good job laying out that option.

>> at least one of them has to be gay. where is waldo.

>> republicans must steer far clear of that track.

>> we got one. in a chair of the house administration committee . ensuring the house runs efficiently. the housewife.

>> know any good diners in new hampshire or iowa?

>> i will not stand by and watch the people of south carolina ignored.