Top Lines: Boehner, McEnroe, Veruca Salt, and Christmas: Under Siege

>>> from groundhog day and willy wonka , to that dreaded fiscal cliff. here are today's "top lines." you cannot be serious.

>> you think we'll get a deal by the end of the year?

>> i do.

>> flabbergasted. i looked at him and said you can't be serious.

>> you cannot be serious!

>> the president's idea of a negotiation is roll over and do what i ask.

>> bark like a dog . a big dog .

>> would haof.

>> he doesn't stamp his feet and get his way.

>> i want to you get me one right away.

>> every republican who has impure thoughts has to go back to the drawing board .

>> you have to check your mirror.

>> i would say we're nowhere.

>> they're chasing us.

>> i think we're going over the cliff.

>> don't drive angry.

>> we have already gone over the cliff. how hard are we going to thump down there at the bottom?

>> there's no smooth transition from a ballet to led zeppelin .

>> we need that extra push over the cliff. we do.

>> some hotel rooms trashed, mayhem all around. so it's fitting we're doing this in a room where windows that are about 3 inches thick.

>> when you win the presidency, you're walking around with your chest puffed out.

>> they must think john boehner is santa claus .

>> what do you want for christmas , little boy ?

>> that's a christmas wish list.

>> how about a nice football?

>> talking a tinker toys factory and say things like scrooge and coal in your stocking. it's an insulted to the american public.

>> if barack obama says it's a christmas tree , why do some other politicians dissent? christmas is under siege.

>> there are a lot of anxious gri, bitter people out there.

>> i guess it's pretty serious.

>> we want to include everybody.

>> you look so angry about this war on christmas . i can tell. it's like really --

>> thank you, father.

>> from that to this. it's now legal to smoke marijuana.