Martin Bashir | December 03, 2012
>>> from groundhog day and willy wonka , to that dreaded fiscal cliff. here are today's "top lines." you cannot be serious.
>> you think we'll get a deal by the end of the year?
>> i do.
>> flabbergasted. i looked at him and said you can't be serious.
>> you cannot be serious!
>> the president's idea of a negotiation is roll over and do what i ask.
>> bark like a dog . a big dog .
>> would haof.
>> he doesn't stamp his feet and get his way.
>> i want to you get me one right away.
>> every republican who has impure thoughts has to go back to the drawing board .
>> you have to check your mirror.
>> i would say we're nowhere.
>> they're chasing us.
>> i think we're going over the cliff.
>> don't drive angry.
>> we have already gone over the cliff. how hard are we going to thump down there at the bottom?
>> there's no smooth transition from a ballet to led zeppelin .
>> we need that extra push over the cliff. we do.
>> some hotel rooms trashed, mayhem all around. so it's fitting we're doing this in a room where windows that are about 3 inches thick.
>> when you win the presidency, you're walking around with your chest puffed out.
>> they must think john boehner is santa claus .
>> what do you want for christmas , little boy ?
>> that's a christmas wish list.
>> how about a nice football?
>> talking a tinker toys factory and say things like scrooge and coal in your stocking. it's an insulted to the american public.
>> if barack obama says it's a christmas tree , why do some other politicians dissent? christmas is under siege.
>> there are a lot of anxious gri, bitter people out there.
>> i guess it's pretty serious.
>> we want to include everybody.
>> you look so angry about this war on christmas . i can tell. it's like really --
>> thank you, father.
>> from that to this. it's now legal to smoke marijuana.