Martin Bashir | November 30, 2012
>>> from impure thoughts about grover and joe biden 's costco binge to the fox news advent calendar . here are today's "top lines." happy christmas .
>> i had impure thoughts about a man.
>> i hope his wife understands that commitments last a little longer than two years.
>> he's never met my wife and he better hope he doesn't, she'll knock his head off.
>> it turned me on.
>> obama putting a gun to the head of the american people .
>> i cannot let this dance happen.
>> you have this dance now.
>> i have god's security.
>> they want a divorce to grover norquist .
>> as fast as they abandoned -- what's his name?
>> always great to see paul ryan .
>> it's a private lunch.
>> mitt romney has been saying nobody should get a free lunch .
>> 3 million bucks.
>> just a photo-ost a photo-onhoto-op.
>> three pack of shirts from costco.
>> the intelligent people that work at fox news.
>> the worst is you get a rent ideal car and you have no idea what your car looks like.
>> operating as a wing of the republican party .
>> thanks for joining us.
>> is getting stoned now becoming more acceptable?
>> the big bob marley joint.
>> he's doing the pony.
>> gangnam style.
>> a fat guy .
>> thousand or million?
>> i'm sorry, greta, thousands. no.
>> little boys wielding blow dryers. you're swedish so it's your fault.
>> i was publicly explicitly wrong.
>> my own naughty and nice list.
>> not a serious proposal.
>> that offer is not a serious offer.
>> thelma and louise economics.
>> we're almost nowhere.
>> i don't understand his brain.
>> check out the big brain .
>> that's a scrooge christmas .
>> the grinch is trying to steal our holiday.
>> nothing says christmas like santa and ak-47s.
>> they're miserable so they want you to be miserable.
>> they think there's a made-up war on christmas .
>> the baby jesus being beaten.
>> there is a war on christmas .
>> why are you messing around with christmas . don't tell me what i think, got it?
>> these controversies, you generate them here.
>> you know i'm right.
>> you guys are too angry.
>> i want our traditions to be aren'ted.
>> well, merry christmas .