Martin Bashir   |  November 30, 2012

Top Lines: Norquist, ganja, Thelma & Louise, O’Reilly and AK-47’s ... Gangnam style

Peter King says his wife could KO Grover Norquist; John Lithgow won’t let this dance happen; Tom Ricks sticks it to FOX News; Mitch McConnell does enjoy “Thelma & Louise”; nothing says “Christmas” like Santa and AK-47s; Bill O’Reilly says Psy (“Gangnam Style”) is a “little fat guy from ‘Youngyang’ or some place”; and Rhode Island’s governor wishes O’Reilly a “Merry Christmas” on the week’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from impure thoughts about grover and joe biden 's costco binge to the fox news advent calendar . here are today's "top lines." happy christmas .

>> i had impure thoughts about a man.

>> i hope his wife understands that commitments last a little longer than two years.

>> he's never met my wife and he better hope he doesn't, she'll knock his head off.

>> it turned me on.

>> obama putting a gun to the head of the american people .

>> i cannot let this dance happen.

>> you have this dance now.

>> i have god's security.

>> they want a divorce to grover norquist .

>> as fast as they abandoned -- what's his name?

>> always great to see paul ryan .

>> it's a private lunch.

>> mitt romney has been saying nobody should get a free lunch .

>> 3 million bucks.

>> just a photo-ost a photo-onhoto-op.

>> three pack of shirts from costco.

>> the intelligent people that work at fox news.

>> the worst is you get a rent ideal car and you have no idea what your car looks like.

>> operating as a wing of the republican party .

>> thanks for joining us.

>> is getting stoned now becoming more acceptable?

>> the big bob marley joint.

>> he's doing the pony.

>> gangnam style.

>> a fat guy .

>> thousand or million?

>> i'm sorry, greta, thousands. no.

>> little boys wielding blow dryers. you're swedish so it's your fault.

>> i was publicly explicitly wrong.

>> my own naughty and nice list.

>> not a serious proposal.

>> that offer is not a serious offer.

>> thelma and louise economics.

>> we're almost nowhere.

>> i don't understand his brain.

>> check out the big brain .

>> that's a scrooge christmas .

>> the grinch is trying to steal our holiday.

>> nothing says christmas like santa and ak-47s.

>> they're miserable so they want you to be miserable.

>> they think there's a made-up war on christmas .

>> the baby jesus being beaten.

>> there is a war on christmas .

>> why are you messing around with christmas . don't tell me what i think, got it?

>> these controversies, you generate them here.

>> you know i'm right.

>> you guys are too angry.

>> i want our traditions to be aren'ted.

>> well, merry christmas .