Martin Bashir   |  November 29, 2012

Top Lines: Norquist, Thelma & Louise, Romney, Carlson, Miller and the ‘war’ on Christmas

Peter King bets his wife could KO Grover Norquist; Mitch McConnell discusses his favorite movie, “Thelma & Louise”; Gretchen Carlson goes off on, well, everything; Stephen Colbert demands his jam be played; and there’s nothing funny about Dennis Miller and the “war on Christmas” in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from lunch with willard to those costco kirkland shirts, here are today's top lines. bah humbug .

>> i'll go anywhere and do whatever it takes to get this done.

>> i was born with the glass half full.

>> everybody who signed the pledge, including peter king . i hope his wife understands that commitments last a little longer than two years.

>> he's never met my wife and he better hope he doesn't, she'll knock his head off.

>> it's the spending that's owl of control.

>> this is not a deal. it's called raising tacks on people who have been successful. we will still continue to raise our deficit beyond unbelievable numbers you can't even find on your calculator.

>> my hope is to get this done before christmas .

>> you might call this thelma and louise economics.

>> our country doesn't need a victory lap. it needs photo-op.

>> i don't think they're going to take pictures.

>> extraordinary financial gifts.

>> he did a terrific job running the olympics.

>> worked agris sifly to turn them out to vote.

>> if it was president bill clinton ideas might actually be exchanged. what percentage of people watching right now think proev is going to offer mitt romney secretary of commerce?

>> play my jam!

>> i got my costco card.

>> three packs of shirt from costco .

>> americans want to celebrate christmas not the holidays.

>> except if you go to brown university .

>> they think there's a made-up war on christmas . there is a war on christmas .

>> i don't look down on you. i don't think you're a pinhead. why are you messing around with christmas .

>> don't tell me what i think.

>> nothing says christmas like santa and ak-47s.

>> when i sing " white christmas " i will no doubt be deemed a rayist.

>> i know you won't tell anybody what i got for