Martin Bashir   |  November 28, 2012

Top Lines: Leno, Colbert, Norquist, polls and O’Reilly …Gangnam style

Jay Leno writes up the “fiscal cliff” notes; Stephen Colbert discusses the two most terrifying words since “buenos dias”; Bill O’Reilly critiques “Gangnam style”; Hannity smokes a “Bob Marley joint”; and Reince Priebus unskews the polls to prove Mitt Romney won the election in today’s “Top Lines.”

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>>> from fiscal cliff notes to going gangnam style. here are today's "toplines".

>> president obama is getting serious about the economy. fiscal cliff notes .

>> i'm optimistic question can continue to work together.

>> it's like congress put a gun to the economy's head.

>> i'm so tired of obama putting i gun to the head of the american people .

>> and he swore they would pull the tryinger.

>> and then republicans saying, oh, what are we going to do?

>> they want a divorce from grover near quist.

>> an excuse to go to mexico, i'm game.

>> what do you mean by impure thoughts.

>> the mexican standoff without any mexicans.

>> i have job security .

>> they can't murder you. they can't burn your house.

>> some republicans are abandoning the antitax pledge as fast as they abandoned -- oh, what's his name.

>> governor romney, only the two men will be in the room.

>> is getting stoned now becoming more acceptable?

>> kentucky bluegrass feather beds and northern cal --

>> you know me, every day, ten pound a day.

>> you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned.

>> it supposedly makes you lazy, tired andle ette ar gwynn gik.

>> a impig bob marley joint. look at this.

>> he's just doing the pony. this is a fat guy from pyongyang.

>> it's the christmas season .

>> my hope is to get this done before christmas.

>> rahm emanuel might want a holiday christmas card with crow bars and the baby jesus being beaten. kiss me baby

>> have you to look and do a full autopsy of what happened. most people that were polled actually thought he would make a better president.