Martin Bashir | November 21, 2012
>>> from planes and trains to automobiles to one unlucky gobbler. here are today's "toplines" the turkey has cooked.
>> it seems thanksgiving day is upon us .
>> well i'll see you tomorrow. gobble, gobble.
>> the turkey pardoned by president obama tomorrow is staying at the "w" hotel.
>> in the spirit of the season, i have one more gift to give. it goes to a pair of turkeys named cobbler and gobbler.
>> because he wants the turkey got into the mini bar he got totally basted.
>> are you sure they're on the chopping block ?
>> thankfully we're in a good position.
>> there's a turkey coming now, greg.
>> thank you, jack. it's an hooner.
>> the only organization to add strength, we lost the presidency --
>> do the pilgrims have twinkies?
>> they were made with maize back then.
>> twinkies, ho hos , ding dongs , forget the middle east . this is what america cares about.
>> it ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving.
>> my wife and i flew near jacksonville. they have a massage place.
>> i was at chili's having the extra large beer you can increase in size for $2. delicious.
>> i like swedish massage . they give good massage.
>> the old expression riding high in april, the rest of the lyric might as well be, pumping your own gas in november.
>> presidential election, your prediction was wrong.
>> big time.
>> looks like he's been on a three-day root beer float drinking binge or something.
>> the pros and cons of the macy's thanksgiving day parade . pro, can you sign up to be a balloon handler. con, balloon handler is david petraeus nickname.
>> if you want to fight for a blu-ray player --