Martin Bashir   |  November 21, 2012

‘Top Lines’ Thanksgiving edition: Charlie Brown, Fallon, Petraeus, and turkeys

It’s a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving; we remember “Plains, Trains and Automobiles” - gobble, gobble; Jimmy Fallon jokes about turkeys living in style and David Petraeus’ Secret Service name; Chris Christie loves salt on his bird; and Mitt Romney gasses up for our pre-Thanksgiving “Top Lines” of the week.

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>>> from planes and trains to automobiles to one unlucky gobbler. here are today's "toplines" the turkey has cooked.

>> it seems thanksgiving day is upon us .

>> well i'll see you tomorrow. gobble, gobble.

>> the turkey pardoned by president obama tomorrow is staying at the "w" hotel.

>> in the spirit of the season, i have one more gift to give. it goes to a pair of turkeys named cobbler and gobbler.

>> because he wants the turkey got into the mini bar he got totally basted.

>> are you sure they're on the chopping block ?

>> thankfully we're in a good position.

>> there's a turkey coming now, greg.

>> thank you, jack. it's an hooner.

>> the only organization to add strength, we lost the presidency --

>> do the pilgrims have twinkies?

>> they were made with maize back then.

>> twinkies, ho hos , ding dongs , forget the middle east . this is what america cares about.

>> it ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving.

>> my wife and i flew near jacksonville. they have a massage place.

>> i was at chili's having the extra large beer you can increase in size for $2. delicious.

>> i like swedish massage . they give good massage.

>> the old expression riding high in april, the rest of the lyric might as well be, pumping your own gas in november.

>> presidential election, your prediction was wrong.

>> big time.

>> looks like he's been on a three-day root beer float drinking binge or something.

>> the pros and cons of the macy's thanksgiving day parade . pro, can you sign up to be a balloon handler. con, balloon handler is david petraeus nickname.

>> if you want to fight for a blu-ray player --