Top Lines of the weekend: SNL, Christie, ‘free gifts’

>>> from governor chris christie dodging a twinkie, question that is, to a ding-dong named donald. here are today's "top lines." good vibrations.

>> put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty and meet me tonight in atlantic city .

>> president obama must get back at the right wing hacks that tried to paint him as an angry black man pushing a liberal agenda by becoming an angry black man.

>> seriously you're not asking me about hassess twinkies are you?

>> the general pulled out a synthetic wig.

>> the husband is not leaving her. he's staying?

>> he's staying.

>> times change.

>> glorified gypsy grifter.

>> seen here in the same clip because it's the only footage we have.

>> loser people try to have affairs in the digital age, the head of the cia couldn't get away with it.

>> who does the cooking at your house?

>> my wife.

>> somebody told me you didn't have the apron on basting the turkeys.

>> we're not going anywhere and you got a home boy in the deal.

>> we're fuelly supportive of israel's right to defend itself.

>> you believe the president deliberately mislead the american people about the true --

>> no.

>> she could start out by publicly saying i was wrong. that might be a beginning.

>> would you accept a deal that does not include tax rate increases for the wealthy?

>> no.

>> i believe republicans will yield a bit on top rates. president obama ran twice on this platform and he won.

>> we're not the party trying to protect the rich.

>> we have to show we're serious about reaching out and helping everyone.

>> and we also don't need to be saying stupid things.

>> it keeps digging a hole for the republican party . if we don't stop digging we're never going to get out of it.

>> this would be like walmart having a bad week and saying the customers have been really unruly.

>> if if a buddhist monk is wishing me well, i'm going to take whatever good vibes he can give me.