Martin Bashir   |  November 16, 2012

Top Links of the week: Romney, Limbaugh, Ryan, proctology, and a ‘poopy head’

Mitt Romney, poopy head, still loves you America; Ann Romney still loves you women; Rush Limbaugh admits he attracts losers; Paul Ryan says he and Romney operated a “well-run campaign”; Pat Robertson essentially condones adultery; birthday boy John Boehner sings the birthday song; Haley Barbour puts his finger on what’s troubling the GOP; and Geraldo Rivera goes off on the “Fox and Friends” crowd on a Watergate week in review edition of “Top Lines.”

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>>> return to a most uncomfortable probe for the gop. here are today's "top lines." sabotage.

>> i still love you, america.

>> romney was a poopy head.

>> you don't want to talk about immigration reform ? a hispanic gay woman is born every eight seconds.

>> it's one thing to shoot yourself in in the foot, just don't reload the gun.

>> your uterus is safe for another four years.

>> i love you women.

>> i was wrong last night.

>> i am the main reason the republican party will keep losing.

>> when we saw the turnout in urban areas .

>> ward, june, wally, and the beav. out of here.

>> you have nothing to complain about.

>> want to smoke drugs? fine.

>> it was a well-run campaign.

>> that's one of the dumbest questions i have ever heard.

>> sometimes you have to confront reality.

>> this david petraeus scandal.

>> a good looking lady throwing herself at him. he's a man.

>> justin bieber in there.

>> one of the two people may be a loon.

>> what does this woman smell like?

>> watching cnn with a virginia slim in one hand and a box of after 8s in the other.

>> i have a mandate.

>> it's a joke.

>> tomorrow is speaker boehner's birthday. this is your birthday song

>> i totally forgot what i was going to say.

>> the giving away free stuff is a hard thing to compete with.

>> bag of weed, contraception variety back. pinata filled with green cards .

>> this is completely unhelpful.

>> we have to give our political organization a proctology exam.

>> they should go aefer me.

>> we're not picking on anybody.

>> happy days.

>> suck up friends in the mainstream media .

>> wow, did that change his testimony.

>> that speculation is reckless.

>> i didn't say it was my personal belief.

>> this is as bad as watergate but nobody died in watergate .

>> half the country never heard of watergate .

>> unlike watergate , this scandal lost lives.

>> are you sure on this story?

>> absolutely.

>> break in at the watergate hotel .

>> you're right.

>> i'm not a crook.