Top Links: Obama, Gingrich, John Oliver, Pat Robertson, mandates, and tattoos

>>> from a paul ryan spit take to a pat robertson love connection , here are today's "toplines," everyone just take a deep breath.

>> we thought we had a really good chance of winning.

>> i think everybody needs to catch their breath.

>> there are always a temptation to think they have a mandate.

>> they also re-elected house republicans.

>> we don't have the gavel.

>> let's cut the, i'd love to be able to give employees health care , i just can't. take all the millions you donated for part san political purpose --

>> smart people who watched this stuff had a pretty optimistic view.

>> i thought he did a terrific job running the olympics.

>> the winning bidder wanted me to get a tattoo of a penis on my head.

>> oh, gosh.

>> did you consider just putting a sign on your lawn?

>> i wanted to run a big campaign on ideas. we did that.

>> we were wrong. sometimes have you to confront reality.

>> this david petraeus scandal --

>> i certainly wouldn't call it welcome.

>> we have to do something about heterosexuals in the military.

>> i think the term is propinquity.

>> before this leads back to kevin bacon .

>> justin bieber in there. you put selena gomez --

>> 30,000 pages of e-mails.

>> take his mind off the woolz of the day.

>> there's a fine line between sa deduction and spamming.

>> what does this woman smell like?

>> i don't know if you want to get diplomatic --

>> is it a petty mixture of am ambrosia and crack?

>> do you believe the story line he would not have told president obama about something that is so important?

>> that's one of the dumbest questions i've ever heard.

>> what did they know? when did they know it?

>> senator mccain and senator graham and others want to go after somebody, they should go after me.