Martin Bashir   |  November 05, 2012

Top Lines: Karl Rove, Obama, SNL, and Will Ferrell

Karl Rove questions the quality of polls that show Romney losing; the media loves itself a moustache bet; SNL’s “Fox and Friends” learns Obama knew about Sandy before it happened; SNL introduces us to Chris Christie’s NJ sign language expert; and Will Ferrell will do anything to get you to vote – anything – in today’s Top Lines.

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>>> all for one and one for all. here are today's top lines. get out and vote.

>> i will do anything to get you to go out and vote. i will personally give you a tattoo. i'll punch myself in the face. i'll do a dance.

>> cleveland really does rock.

>> hello, ohio.

>> virginia is the best.

>> turnout for me, colorado.

>> des moines , iowa, welcome.

>> i don't think it's going to be close in the electoral college .

>> how secure is your mustache today?

>> governor romney would win.

>> the chief contortionist at cirque.

>> just two more days.

>> we haven't promised to take from some people to redistribute to you.

>> he's like a kid trying to outrun his shadow in the middle of the day .

>> i am far more enthusiastic about president obama this time.

>> i should ask him to be secretary of explaining stuff.

>> to have a presence there to maybe intimidate people.

>> well, intimidation is actually --

>> a regular monday, yes.

>> give me your prediction.

>> mitt romney will win.

>> mitt romney knew about this storm.

>> and he did nothing to stop it.

>> i want to thank president obama for his fast and efficient assistance. i endorse you for president but if you come here, i will have you arrested.

>> i'll be a good soldier. i'll vote for romney, but i'm going to hate it.

>> you can't hold a man or woman to what he or she said at a republican primary debate.

>> tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.

>> nothing i've said in the past should be any indication of my positions in the future.

>> we'll win this election. we'll finish what we started. we'll reaffirm the spirit that makes the united states of america the greatest nation on earth.