Martin Bashir   |  August 29, 2012

Top Lines: Ann Romney, Christie, Chevy Chase, golf and strippers

Tampa’s strip club district, AKA, “Tampa”; Ann Romney, Chris Christie and Jonah Hill talk love; John Goodman questions the GOP’s homework; and Gov. John Kasich and Chevy Chase call VP Joe Biden a “tremendous slouch” on the golf course in today’s Top Lines.

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>>> from ann romney 's love and chris christie 's respect to john kasich 's country club comedy. here are today's top lines. what happens in tampa .

>> show in tampa i'm sure will be very entertain.

>> i'm here in tampa 's famous strip club district. as they call it here, tampa .

>> temperature 72 degrees. humidity 50%. white people 98%.

>> i want to talk to you about love.

>> we have become paralyzed for our desire to be loved.

>> i love you. i'm not embarrassed to say it.

>> it is the moms. you know what it is like to work hard to earn the respect you earn at work and then you come home at night and help with a book report .

>> is this your homework.

>> i love you, women!

>> we are going to do what my mother taught me. we are going to choose respect over love.

>> you learn how to deal with every character who walked in the door.

>> real leaders don't follow polls. real leaders change polls.

>> usually when chris christie talks for 45 minutes it is in the clown face at jack-in-the-box.

>> hands that power and build america . hands that serve. hands that sacrifice. hands that pray.

>> i don't know about you but i have got a feeling.

>> what's burning down here?

>> no one will work harder. no one will care more. no one will move heaven and earth like mitt romney .

>> joe biden told me that he was a good golfer.

>> what did you shoot today?

>> i don't keep score.

>> i played golf with joe biden . i can tell you that's not true.

>> don't sell yourself short.

>> let's say right now some guy walked into our bar.

>> walks into a bar.

>> some guy walked into our bar.

>> to up press some girls and embarrass my friend.

>> we would throw them out.

>> we need politicians to care more more about doing something and less about being something.

>> we need be d be-ers in washington.