Hardball   |  November 02, 2012

Mr. Burns endorses Romney

Which “Simpsons” character is endorsing Mitt Romney? The rich, snake-like Mr. Burns, of course.

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>>> i saw a campaign ad today. you tell me what this means.

>> america is space facing problems of historic problems and fur vote could many the difference between prosperity and ruins but who will you clooz. women you vote for the elite harvard educated lawyer who overhauled the health care system for the elite multimillion nar lawyer who overhauled the health care system . choose weissly, american.

>> back to "hardball." first a plug from mitt romney from the simpsons. here is mr. burns, the fictional and highly unpopular owner of springfield's nuclear plant in replex panic mode.

>> i have to say despite those unimaginably horrible good job numbers, we're feeling pretty confident. there's only one thing that might deny us the presidency that is the god given property of the republican party .

>> the 47% tape?

>> nope.

>> the empty chair?

>> nope.

>> cayman islands ?

>> not a problem.

>> swiss bank accounts ? $109,000 bet? i like to fire people ?

>> no. it's a shaggy dog story about an actual shaggy dog . apparently while on vacation old mitt strapped his mutt to the roof of his car for a brief 650-mile jaunt. so tonight we will explain what truly happened. now, shamus what did you think of being stra. ed to the roof of your dada's car? what's that? you liked being tied to the roof of the car? because it allowed you to see more of this great land of ours and it 's wonderful natural mining and exploiting. anyway.

>> wow. that's one way to commemorate the low lights of the campaign by romney. also